One Thing On My Porch I Do Not Like

By Sandra The Free Range Superbunny as told to Bibi Farber

Bibi brings me things that she finds for me and if it’s treats or good branches to chew I like it.

I want to tell you about one thing that I do not like on my porch.

One day she came home with something very silly that I don’t like and I don’t need.

I don’t know what it is. She put it on me and I wiggled out of it.  Once I got it off me from the front and once from the back even though she made it tight on me.

I hope you never see me in this again.

 If you want to walk your pet in this you should get another kind of animal. Not me.  I don’t know why she thought we would ever go anywhere with this. There are no bunnies anywhere that need this.

If an outdoor bunny saw this on me he would think it was very very funny.  I don’t know who made this silly thing.

No bunnies are ever going to hop somewhere someone wants them to because of a rope like this.

There is one thing on my porch that I like AND I don’t like. It’s my pellets. There is a kind that is really really good for me and there is a kind with some treats mixed in. Bibi mixes them when she feeds me to trick me.

 I wish she wouldn’t mix them though because it makes it harder to pick out the ones I like.

This is what I do. I tip over my bowl with my mouth and spread them all over so I can separate them easier.  Sometimes I put my paws in the bowl and splash some out.  That makes it easier for me to pick out the pellets I like and I eat them first. After that I eat the other ones.

You have to be very smart and very fast and wiggle out of anything if you are a bunny because everyone is trying to trick you!

Love,

Sandra The Free Range Super Bunny

The Very Best Thing On My Porch

                                               Sandra dictated this story today to Bibi

I just wanted to tell you one thing.  There is something on my porch right now that I love more than anything that was ever on my porch.

It is my bunch of raspberry branches.  Bibi cut them off our raspberry bush because they were taking over our garden. She brought them home.

I love the raspberry jungle in our garden.  It's my favorite place to hide. Once there was a branch hanging very very low and I could reach the sweet little red parts.  I liked that.  But I think it's silly that people only eat that very little tiny sweet red part, because I like every single other thing about about my raspberry branches.

I love to eat the leaves. If you ever look on a list of things bunnies like to eat, it says raspberry leaves.  I eat them when they're fresh, I eat them when they're dry and crunchy.

I eat the roots. I chew on the twigs and branches. They keep my teeth healthy. Look what a good job I do of chewing on branches!

It is the best beauty secret for pretty girl bunnies. My fur has never been shinier or softer.

Now I have my own personal raspberry jungle at home and I hope I can always have that. It's the thing I am always always playing with. 

If you know any indoor bunnies, tell them they have to get their own indoor raspberry jungle.

Next week I am going to tell you about the thing I most don't like on my porch! 

Love,
Sandra The Free Range Superbunny